Hullo Diary..
Yes, Ramses did say that to book after finding it.. Ramses felt silly too, talking to book that not talk back.
Ramses entered new swirly thing recently. Funny color too. Swirly thing dumped Ramses in middle of field, field was hard, black and white painted on it. Nearby where Ramses smash face against hard, black ground was strange orange looking thing. Someone was inside strange thing looking at Ramses weird. Person leave strange thing and asked it Ramses was okay and say that saw Ramses fall out of swirly thing. Yes, Ramses was okay. Person help Ramses up and talked with for some time. Person handed Ramses pair of funny looking pants. Person called them.. jeans. Jeans felt okay on Ramses after putting them on. Yes, Ramses take off furs before wearing jeans.. Person also give Ramses white shirt, and something to cover feet.
Person invited Ramses to get in orange thing, Ramses did and thing carried us to building where we got out and want in building. Inside was dark but have strange music playing and lights moving all crazy like. Person told Ramses few things before telling to have fun. Ramses did. Ramses go to where lots people were and mimicked their movements.. Dancing they said it was. Nothing like dances Ramses knew of. After while Ramses move to table with new friend from earlier. Friend bought Ramses drink and food! Sweet!
While Ramses eat, three females come over to table and joined Ramses and friend. Long story short. Ramses and friend finish eating, leave building with the three females, no, fourth joined as we entered orange thing. We go to another building, Ramses think was funny looking inn. Where friend bought a room and we all go in. As soon as door closed, females started taking clothes off and come to Ramses and friend. Ramses have fun with two girls all night, just like friend, even swapped and shared. Ramses have fun night, females give Ramses their number. What number? Ramses don't know, but friend thanked girls for fun night before taking them home. While going home, Ramses had 'make-out session' with girls while friend watched. After take girls home. Friend hand Ramses something, say to open it and press series of buttons to reach friend and females. But say call friend first when back from swirly thing so can meet up and have fun again.
