Ramses will write here now.. Ramses find book with empty pages in large pile of books dragoness give Ramses. Dragoness say do diary. When Ramses ask what diary is, dragoness laughed and say Ramses use diary for daily memory for self. Ramses try to talk to book but book not talk back and no words show on pages. Dragoness laugh again and say Ramses must write memory in book. Oooooh! Ramses understand so Ramses write... Ramses was told story best start from beginning. Ramses was suggested that Ramses write about stuffs starting from time come to new island. Ramses will do that.
Ramses remember coming to island because Ramses was exploring funny floaty island. Ramses felt weird because island was empty. Ramses look around and around, saw no one. Ramses was about to leave floaty island till saw funny purple thing that look like butthole. Purple floaty butthole was weird, Ramses could only see it from one side, not others. Weird, yes. While Ramses was trying to figure out why purple butthole there, big dragonthing grab Ramses by face and threw Ramses into funny purple butthole!
Ramses felt like get sick inside, body twisted this way, that way. head over heels, heels over head. Just when Ramses felt like was going to lose lunch purple swirly butthole pooped Ramses out! Ramses fell, Ramses fall face first into sand. It hurt. Lots. Ramses slowly pulled self out of sand, wipe sand off face and saw ta-tas.
big beautiful tatas that make Ramses want to plant face in and fffbbbppt! Before Ramses move of think, Ramses hear "Hello Puppy." Ramses look up to see pretty tan dragoness Ramses saw before! Ramses realise ta-tas Ramses staring at were tan dragoness'! Oops! Ramses almost fbbpt them infron of dragoness and dragoness' friends.
Ramses notice some of dragoness' friends not too happy to see Ramses, so Ramses backed away until butt got wet by water! Ramses was at the sea! Ramses know not time to play so just sat there till pretty dragoness let others know can relax. Whew. Ramses was almost dinner for dragons. Not Cool!
