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Hullo Diary..
  Yes, Ramses did say that to book after finding it.. Ramses felt silly too, talking to book that not talk back.
Ramses entered new swirly thing recently. Funny color too.  Swirly thing dumped Ramses in middle of field, field was hard, black and white painted on it.  Nearby where Ramses smash face against hard, black ground was strange orange looking thing. Someone was inside strange thing looking at Ramses weird. Person leave strange thing and asked it Ramses was okay and say that saw Ramses fall out of swirly thing. Yes, Ramses was okay. Person help Ramses up and talked with for some time. Person handed Ramses pair of funny looking pants. Person called them.. jeans. Jeans felt okay on Ramses after putting them on. Yes, Ramses take off furs before wearing jeans.. Person also give Ramses white shirt, and something to cover feet.
Person invited Ramses to get in orange thing, Ramses did and thing carried us to building where we got out and want in building. Inside was dark but have strange music playing and lights moving all crazy like. Person told Ramses few things before telling to have fun. Ramses did. Ramses go to where lots people were and mimicked their movements.. Dancing they said it was. Nothing like dances Ramses knew of. After while Ramses move to table with new friend from earlier. Friend bought Ramses drink and food! Sweet!
While Ramses eat, three females come over to table and joined Ramses and friend. Long story short. Ramses and friend finish eating, leave building with the three females, no, fourth joined as  we entered orange thing. We go to another building, Ramses think was funny looking inn. Where friend bought a room and we all go in. As soon as door closed, females started taking clothes off and come to Ramses and friend. Ramses have fun with two girls all night, just like friend, even swapped and shared. Ramses have fun night, females give Ramses their number. What number? Ramses don't know, but friend thanked girls for fun night before taking them home. While going home, Ramses had 'make-out session' with girls while friend watched. After take girls home. Friend hand Ramses something, say to open it and press series of buttons to reach friend and females. But say call friend first when back from swirly thing so can meet up and have fun again.

Arrival!

    Ramses will write here now..  Ramses find book with empty pages in large pile of books dragoness give Ramses. Dragoness say do diary. When Ramses ask what diary is, dragoness laughed and say Ramses use diary for daily memory for self. Ramses try to talk to book but book not talk back and no words show on pages. Dragoness  laugh again and say Ramses must write memory in book. Oooooh! Ramses understand so Ramses write... Ramses was told story best start from beginning. Ramses was suggested that Ramses write about stuffs starting from time come to new island. Ramses will do that.

Ramses remember coming to island because Ramses was exploring funny floaty island. Ramses felt weird because island was empty. Ramses look around and around, saw no one. Ramses was about to leave floaty island till saw funny purple thing that look like butthole. Purple floaty butthole was weird, Ramses could only see it from one side, not others. Weird, yes. While Ramses was trying to figure out why purple butthole there, big dragonthing grab Ramses by face and threw Ramses into funny purple butthole!

Ramses felt like get sick inside, body twisted this way, that way. head over heels, heels over head. Just when Ramses felt like was going to lose lunch purple swirly butthole pooped Ramses out! Ramses fell, Ramses fall face first into sand. It hurt. Lots. Ramses slowly pulled self out of sand, wipe sand off face and saw ta-tas.
big beautiful tatas that make Ramses want to plant face in and fffbbbppt! Before Ramses move of think, Ramses hear "Hello Puppy." Ramses look up to see pretty tan dragoness Ramses saw before! Ramses realise ta-tas Ramses staring at were tan dragoness'! Oops! Ramses almost fbbpt them infron of dragoness and dragoness' friends.

Ramses notice some of dragoness' friends not too happy to see Ramses, so Ramses backed away until butt got wet by water! Ramses was at the sea! Ramses know not time to play so just sat there till pretty dragoness let others know can relax. Whew. Ramses was almost dinner for dragons. Not Cool!